listening to straight people complain about not being able to find someone to date
*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*
Pretty convinced I’m going to be single forever.
Armin Blasbichler, T III, 2009 [Inception Door] - 585 mounted diapositives of Pantone swatches, laminated glass, wood frame | H 211cm, W 97cm
when you masturbate twice on the same day
When you finger yourself while masturbating
when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs